February 20, 2010

Did Bob Ross Ever Resolve His Anger Management Issues With His Paintbrush?

Bob Ros was such a gentle soul.
Perhaps talking to his canvasses and creating pretty paradises out of a blank surface and some globs of color helped sooth him.
Perhaps we should have more of our politicians take up landscape painting.
If you enjoy Bob Ross you’ll get a kick out of this parody:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lurt5Fosd…
TEN LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT BOB ROSS:
1. Bob Ross was once hit by a drunk driver, he then got up and apologized for the inconveniences.
2. Bob Ross once painted a picture of Cancun’s Lagoons using a toothbrush and a tube of toothpaste.
3. The entire state of Minnesota is actually a very large Bob Ross painting.
4. Bob Ross once found yoga to be too stressful.
5. Woodstock originally started as a NRA meeting until Bob Ross walked by it.
6. Bob Ross never got a bad grade on a test ever. He always convinced the teacher that all of the mistakes were really “happy accidents”.
7. Bob Ross never did autographs. He gave away paintings that he made right on the spot, within the same amount of time a regular painter takes to ready his easel.
8. Bob Ross once painted a self-portrait that went on to paint a self-portrait.
9. The Joy of Painting was not filmed, the entire show was very quickly painted, frame by frame, by Bob Ross.
10. Bob Ross didn’t die, he fell asleep.