If Giuliani Becomes President, What Goals Do You Think He’ll Set For His First 911 Days In Office?

1. To make 911 a national holiday. 2. Change his name to 911 3. Change his birthday to 911. 4. Wear one size 9 and one size eleven shoe. 5. Retire the numbers 1 and 11. 6. Monogram all his shirts with “911 Hero” 7. Require Las Vegas to use 9/11 instead of 7/11. 9. This number has been retired by President Rudy. 10. Require Letterman to change to a top 9 or 11 list.

I live in NYC, I don’t want him back. Anyone could have done what he did on 9-11, I just don’t think he’s president material. I’m voting for Zilla.

His goal will be to mention 9/11 approximately 911 times during his speeches.

Anybody else seen his adds about Iran and Reagan? Scary – looks like a threat to go to war!

I’m sure that’ll be discussed in his first staff meeting, which will be the day after his inauguration at 9:11 AM sharp.

Whether god approves of the future president is the least of his/her worries and mine.

his first 2+ years? wow, thats a long one. Keep taxes low,
keep terrorists out. hopefully stem illegal immigration and have a leagal path set up. keep the country from going social like europe whic is falling aprart

We hope that doesn’t happen..
Huckabee seems to be the Christians choice right now..

He actually stated that illegal immigrants aren’t breaking any laws! I think he’s perfect for the office of the President.

Flip a coin he doesn’t know either.

dont think it will happen
and everything is in GODS HANDS
HE ALONE
“” rises kingdoms up and brings kingdoms down”

rebel he’s going to take down one skyscraper per year & “rescue” the survivors.

Giuliani is running? I musta been on youtube watching ron paul…

I think we should wait until that possibility happens before getting too ahead of ourselves. But by God, Jesus, the Holy Spirit, Allah, Buddha, Mohammad, Vishnu, Zeus, Jupiter, Odin, Ra, Horus, Isis, Osiris, Hera, Ares, Apollo, Set, Bast, Amon, Mithra, Quetzacoatl, Juno, Mars, Ceres, Ouranos, Kronos, Gaia, Artemis, Hephaestus, Hestia, Poseidon, Hades, Thor, Skadi, Aegir, Njord, Tyr, Freyja, Pluto, Janus, Neptune, Thoth, Nephthys, Anubis, Vesta, Aphrodite, Krishnu, Venus, and any others you can think of off the top of your head, that had better not happen!

He’ll walk around with a bullhorn and a NY Yankees ball cap.

To not get divorced a fourth time.

He will go with Jewish lobby’s calls and attack Iran, then he is going to make life harder for Muslims, more than how it is right now.

he’ll want to :
control fiscal spending
legalize woman’s CHOICE to have abortion
legalize gay marriage
control immigration
he’ll proably reduce america’s national debt, if he died what he did when he was mayor of NYC.
god won’t apprvoe of some of what he wants to do.. but other than the fact he wants to legalize woman’s choice and gay marriage… i think he’d make a great president… he is defintely a good republican candidate. i’m a christian and i don’t aggree with everything he does.. but he is better than cowboy moron.

Cross-dressing will be required of all members of the Senate. All sessions of Congress will begin at 9:11.

that’ll put him about at reelecion time. so either ending the current war, or starting a newer, bigger, more righteous war.

I thought Ron Paul is the only one running.

National Mini-skirt Fridays for the men!

it would take an act of god for g-man to be elected ,he’s a new yorker for christ sake!

Divorce his wife if she get’s cancer…oh..sorry, he already did that…..Next question.

Well unlike the Clinton he won’t ignore an attack on this country . Like when bill ignored the first attempt on the world trade center maybe if he wasn’t fooling around with a cigar they would still be standing.