I tend to get really upset in grocery stores. With children running around, parents not attending to their children, people blocking isles, people forgetting an item and rembering when they are checking out then leave for 5 minutes to get it…
People paying with pennies… or taking forever to write out a check like it is their first time using a pen.
Some examples of shocking things I say to people are
“When you are done blocking the isle I need you to figure out how you are going to give me back the minute of life you took away from me”
“I feel really sorry for your child, when she runs herself right into a moving cart and gets hurt, it won’t be her fault…it will be yours.”
“Your heiness, may a commoner pass through?”
“Do you always drive on the center line out on the road?”
And then today I threatened to shove a sausage up some ladies vagina….
Do I need anger management? Or do you all feel this way too?

Suggested Reading:

Anger Management For DummiesIf your anger, or that of a loved one, is out of control and threatening your life and livelihood, you need the calm, clear, and understanding help yo... Read More >