What Is A Nice Gift For Someone Graduating Anger Management School?

Maybe a lap dance at the local strip club?

Wow, you learn something new every day. I didn’t know that people actually “graduated” from such a school … !
I would imagine that this is the type of school that a person isn’t proud to be “graduating” from … because he/she isn’t proud that he/she had to go to such a school in the first place.
Other than maybe taking them out to dinner or something, I would low-key it.
It might not be the sort of thing that he/she wants to really “celebrate” — it’s probably just something that he/she is glad to be over with.

One of those cans of peanuts that they open up and a spring-loaded ‘snake’ pops out instead. Or, bring them to your house and show them “The Tourette’s Guy” on YouTube! A blow-up punching clown may be appropriate. If he hates clowns.

A bottle of JD. Nick Cave and the Bad Seed’s album “Murder Ballads”
a balaclava, a length of rope and a claw tooth hammer.
Or, if he is your boyfriend (or you’d like him to be) give him a nice silk scarf, and a wink.

a nice video of the graduate 5 days ago yelling at everyone, “all you ************* get the **** out of my house!!” to commemorate his successful completion of the course.
either that or a case of bud light….

Get him this record!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyYZUhSeR…

beer

How about a set of golf clubs? It should be relaxing for him to try and hit a little ball into a tiny hole far far away.

a gun and a lifetime NRA membership

I think I would give him tickets to his fave sports team game , what ever one was in season.

Some crank. Nothing says mellow like being hopped up on crank for 48 strait hours.

One of those squeeze things? I dunno. How about a handshake and taking him/her out for dinner?

a one way greyhound ticket across the country. hey, they mellowed, right?